what the finnish frog does.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Saturday morning, niklas comes back to consciousness, in the grasps of a furious hangover. He decides to fall back into unconsciousness.
Two hours later, he takes another go at it. The room spins and his mouth has the vilest of tastes. He wishes that he had already brushed his teeth, taken a shower and would be enjoying a cup of coffee. That would definetly alleviate his poor condition. Wait - niklas backtracks on his wish! He realizes that the actual brushing of the teeth, and the shower, the act itself, is the most pleasurable part, and looks forward to doing both. This in mind, already feeling like a champion because of his neanderthal-like illumination, he rises and applies the toothpaste to his toothbrush. He goes for the faucet, turns it. TZZZ-PT-PT- ... silence. they CUT THE FUCKING WATER.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

its amazing how you talk about yourself in 3rd person ....
I think a famous painter did that as well heheheheh

I brushed my teeth this morning and now I am going to take a hot hot bath ahhhhhh how niceeeeeeeee
love you

p.s. if you were an indian your name would be DIRTY TOOTH
have you now figured out who I am ?????? múhahahhahahhhaha

7:53 AM

 
Blogger niklas said...

no?

9:52 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Niklas: brother. Que carajo es esto. What a fuck is all this about. I don't enjoy much the reading so you'll have to tell me more about this so i can understand. Where are you?
(Lisandro)

11:12 AM

 
Blogger Helena à Paris said...

Tough luck you lazy rat! Life does get hard eventually...
All right, I already visited your blog and just wanted to let you know that I got my own as well, I started it quite a while ago, it's been abandoned for a while but it's about time to bring it back to life. www.helenadetroya.blogspot.com
Cuidate mucho, por favor.
Un beso muy grande

2:00 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ohhhhhh this was me " la rubia de Islandia" ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

5:48 PM

 

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